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//-->FUTURES AND FROSTINGA SUGARCOATED HAPPILYEVER AFTERby TARA SIVECCopyright © September 2012 Tara SivecISBN-13: 978-1478314608ISBN – 10: 1478314605All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by anymeans, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage andretrieval system without written permission from the author, except for the inclusion of briefquotations in a review. The characters and events portrayed in this book are fictitious. Anysimilarity to real persons, living or dead is coincidental and not intended by the author.License NoticeThis book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This book may not be resold or given awayto other people. If you wish to share this book with another person, please purchase an additionalcopy for each person you share it with. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.DisclaimerThis is a work of adult fiction. The author does not endorse or condone any of the behavior enclosedwithin. The subject matter is not appropriate for minors. Please note this novel contains profanity,explicit sexual situations, alcohol and drug consumption.For my husband. Thanks for always reading what I write and for not giving me a hard time when Idemand that you tell me if it’s shit or not. Thanks for not telling me anything I make you read isshit. Thanks for giving me your honest opinion on yeast infections and not throwing up on me.For Buffy – my sister from another mister and my honest-to-God soul mate. “Slut – did you mean tosay Buffy?” Someday we will live in the same state and the world will explode from awesomeness.FactFor my family. You are all bat shit crazy but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Thank you for teetime, ceiling fan baseball and “can you smell that?” Without you, my life would be extremely boring.TABLE OF CONTENTS1. Green Jell-O and Snapping Turtles2. My Dog Has the Hungry3. He Went to Jared4. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not5. Suck for a Buck6. Back Door Action7. Whore Dizzle8. The Incredible Shrinking Penis9. No Nut Shots Before Lunch10. Ceiling Fan Baseball11. Mommy!12. Stinky Wiener Ticks and Twice Baked Potatoes13. Tee Time14. Porn and Snozzberries15. Just Say No to Necrophilia16. Son of a Face Turd17. Midget and Donkey Shows18. Benjamin’s Balls19. Oops, I Did it Again!20. Did Not Finish21. I Swallowed a Penny!22. Hump, Hump, Hump23. Scittly Scat-ScatEpilogue [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]

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